objective taste

When I came to Munich, I expected to compare different beers, and figure out which one was the best. Little did I know, the quality of beers is not a matter of taste, there is an objective ranking. Most importantly, Löwenbräu is "piss beer" and Augustiner is the best. This is not a matter of opinion. All the other beers fill some sort of mushy middleground, although it seems like Spaten is considered pretty crummy, while people like Paulaner. Bottom line: if you want to seem like you know about beer in Munich, just say that you like Augustiner. It's the right answer anyway. That stuff is frickin' good.